“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
For a non profit organization, the PokeCenter does surprisingly well.
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
sloths often mistake their own arm for a branch and fall to their deaths
they also risk their lives climbing down to the dangeous jungle floor purely to poop
what can you do, y’know?